


| Comment: And here I misspell Cairo once again, proving beyond any doubt my undisputed mastery of enstrangement. In case you are unaware of the hotel naming code, here's an explanation: palace - hotel has at least one column somewhere crown - part of the decorations are painted gold victorian - you can leave your fetish gear lying about, and no one from the staff will mention it imperial - staff is very arrogant excellence - less or smaller cockroaches than average for location park - at least one potted plant in front of hotel If you want to send an atmospheric message to someone in a hotel, put 'lfb' at the end, and they'll make sure they are lighted from below when they deliver it. Really, it works. |


