Comment: And here I misspell Cairo once again, proving beyond any doubt my undisputed mastery of enstrangement. In case you are unaware of the hotel naming code, here's an explanation:
palace - hotel has at least one column somewhere
crown - part of the decorations are painted gold
victorian - you can leave your fetish gear lying about, and no one from the staff will mention it
imperial - staff is very arrogant
excellence - less or smaller cockroaches than average for location
park - at least one potted plant in front of hotel

If you want to send an atmospheric message to someone in a hotel, put 'lfb' at the end, and they'll make sure they are lighted from below when they deliver it. Really, it works.


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