The B-Movie Comic


	Darn. I was so convinced we could get the grand finale over with today. And then both Prof. Broughtup-Snobishly and Rutentuten said they would have to eat something first, and now everything has been delayed again. I'm SO sorry. Obviously, 'Ramses roast turkey' isn't that nourishing. The Nohaggistarians are a small Scottish sect that broke away from the Kirk in the 19th Century. They actually subscribe to all the essential teachings of the Kirk, their only deviation regards diet: Nohaggistarians eat anything suitable for human consumption, while other Scots eat anything suitable for human consumption AND haggis. Unfortunately for the little sect, the Catholic church considers them Nohaggist- ARIANS and wants them all burned at the stake or driven into the steppes. 'A healthy helping of haggis' - cool, that's an alliteration and a paradox at the same time! Eating spaghetti, on the other hand, requires a bit of technique, which can be only acquired by training. So Rutentuten can be pretty much excused for the mess he made- I didn't look much better when I had my first plate of those fiendish noodles. (Well, I was a toddler. Unfortunately, somebody had the gall to catch that embarrassing moment on film, so it will live in eternal shame. Even worse, my older brother has a copy of the pic, so I can never risk pissing him off.) On another note, the forum has a new skin, and a new thread where the 'retired' voting incentives are put out to pasture. So, sorry again for the utter lack of Mopey getting mummified today, I'm positive this will have been the last obstacle to overcome, so we'll finally get to see the cruel evisceration on Thursday.


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