sefir0th16@hotmail.com, for this bizarre set of captions befitting a bizarre strip
warparty@insightbb.com, for these dead-on-character captions (note the Shatner- speak)
(Panel 2: Vulkantorte = Vulcan birthday cake. Stoneface answers: Vulcans have no birtday! Panel 3: Not funny, Spock?)